Elon: ‘My kingdom for a horse,’ and other lurid tales from the land of Tesla bodies

From Business Insider:

“He whipped out his penis, it was erect,” the friend said, describing the allegations. “And he started propositioning her, like he touched her thigh and told her he would buy her a horse. And he basically tried to bribe her to perform some sort of sexual favor.”

Musk denies the accusation, calls the scandal “Elongate,” and dares the flight attendant to identify an apparently unique bodily feature. Maybe, like the car, there’s a retractable handle.

Bad behavior online, on Wall Street, and allegedly in private is adding up. Six years ago, Elon Musk was “most admired CEO.” Tomorrow, will we want to look at the guy? I mean his face.

And there’s the matter of Tesla’s Beta-testing the Autopilot system on the public.

The May 12 Tesla crash on the PCH in Newport Beach left three dead in the car after it slammed into construction equipment in the road (minor injuries to three workers). Crystal MacCallum and Andy Chaves died. She was a social media influencer. He was singer in the band Katastro. Further reporting is awaited about the third victim, Walter Wayne Swanson, Jr.

NHTSA is investigating Tesla (again).

Tesla has enjoyed a sanctified brand image over the past decade. But with Musk’s erratic behavior, look out. And as for the cars, if A-listers are the victims next time, the Tesla brand’s cool factor would be in jeopardy.

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